Why didn't the hiker know where to poop?
He wasn't privy to that information.
Why did the hiker's water taste like metal?
He got it from the spring.
Why couldn't the hiker use the internet?
He had Sprint
Why did the hiker strip naked and go on the rope swing?
It was time to do his bare hang
Why don't hikers have a favorite clock?
They are scared of dear ticks
Why didn't the hiker wear a ribbon in her hair?
She was nobo
You could also be writing bad Dad puns and selling them to the fathers you know. :)
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