It's late, I forgot to post, let's pun
Did you hear about the klepto on the AT?
He took a hike.
Why didn't the hiking duo enjoy their dinner?
They didn't have much in ramen.
Why do food bags make good cheerleaders?
They are full of rah men.
Why was the hiker sweating while trying to catch up to his friends?
He was hot on their trail.
Where did the accountant stay when he was hiking the AT?
In a tax shelter
I was showing my mom how to make a blog post, and I uploaded this picture of lonesome George as an example. So here is the story of lonesome George.
Lonesome George was a Galapagos tortoise, a tremendously long lived tortoise. As a youth he witnessed the devastation of the island greenery when sailors let their goats onto the island to graze. As he grew older he watched all the other tortoises die of starvation or old age. When he was the last of his kind conservationists found him and kept him in a sanctuary. During that time they tried unsuccessfully to mate him with other similar tortoises. He lived many decades in tortoise decadence with all the lettuce and grapes he could eat, but he would never find love. He died alone taking his whole species with him.
For those of you who don't believe that my parents live on an island with a tiny drawbridge that is run by a little old man on a tiny bicycle, well you are right, I guess he retired. But here are some pics of the island approach.
Now I just have to convince my parents to make a sailing blog this summer.
Happy b day America!
Went to an old cemetery.
My brother put on a crazy fireworks show.
Had corn.
Why didn't the hiker know where to poop?
He wasn't privy to that information.
Why did the hiker's water taste like metal?
He got it from the spring.
Why couldn't the hiker use the internet?
He had Sprint
Why did the hiker strip naked and go on the rope swing?
It was time to do his bare hang
Why don't hikers have a favorite clock?
They are scared of dear ticks
Why didn't the hiker wear a ribbon in her hair?
She was nobo
I ran out of jokes. So this should be interesting.
What is the best desert for the trail?
Apple-acian pie
Why couldn't the hiker find his book?
It was awol!
Why are hikers so good at singing?
They all carry a tuna!(packet)
Why do hikers like the 12 items or less aisle?
It's a light wait.
What is the PA trails favorite movie?
Rocky
Eventually people will ask me to stop updating.
